“There is a crack in everything / That's how the light gets in.”
— Leonard Cohen, “Anthem”

8. Pantless Before God

9. Search History

10. Twerking Through Pluto in Aquarius

12. Under-dressed & Three Hours Early

13. Two Shirts, One Missed Sign, No Escape

14. Points Math & Spouse-Approved Fantasies

15. Music Man, Martin, and Me